gottatatchemall: (Dexter- |8[)
So there was a customer today who looked over the receipt and nitpicked over every last item on it and insisted I do a price check on ALL of them. Now it was like an eleven-dollar purchase in total, consisting of a shitload of tiny things, so needless to say this was a pain. At first I was like "what the fuck this is a waste of time".

But then I got to thinking, maybe she really needs to do this. Maybe she's in a situation where she needs to save every nickel and dime she has. At that point, I felt pretty awful, and followed through on her request with a determined heart.

Then she payed with a hundred-dollar bill and insisted on nothing but singles.

Moral of the story:

FUCK PEOPLE
gottatatchemall: (HNNNNNNNNNNGH)
You are hereby banned from using credit cards.

Don't know if you're old? Follow these steps:

1) Do you own a cell phone?
-IF NO: You are too young/old to have a credit card.
-IF YES: Move on to question 2

2) Can you send a text message without difficulty?
-IF NO: You are too old to have a credit card.
-IF YES: Move on to question 3

3) What is your favorite movie?
-IF YOUR MOVIE IS ONLY VIEWABLE IN BLACK AND WHITE: You are too old to have a credit card.
-IF COLOR: Move on to question 4

4) Do you wear a diaper?
-IF YES: You are too old to have a credit card, and ew.
-IF NO: Move on to FINAL QUESTION 5

5) LOOK OUT, IT'S A COMMUNIST!
-IF YOU WERE SENT INTO PANIC/RAGE: You are too old to have a credit card.
-IF YOU WERE NOT: Congratulations! You may own a credit card.
-IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT A COMMUNIST IS: Forget it, kill yourself

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TOUGH GUY HNNNNNGH

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